The dude you wish you were. (couragefalls) wrote in fucking_worthy,
The dude you wish you were.
couragefalls
fucking_worthy


Name: joshua
Age: 22
Location: atlanta, ga.
Gender: pretty kickass.
What makes you so 'special': my gender is pretty self explanitory. but i also have an army of time traveling, flying robots that shoot lazers out of their eyes. we're hellbent on taking over the world. or at least starting some kind of global, diet pill pyramid scheme. i also breed and raise werewolves and vampire boats.
Your walking in a mall and the queen of all ugly bumps into you and leaves her gross ass stink and impurities on you. She turns and apologizes to you and waits for your reply. What do you say or do? tell her to lose 50-200 lbs (my descretion, because, OBVIOUSLY, she's fat, i just don't know HOW fat right now.), put some makeup on, then go kill herself.
Do you like Bukkake? ...ew.
5 bands: The Unicorns, The Cure, Necrophagia, Stars, Communique
4 Pictures:



that one is really fucking old. but whatever.
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